American Pie

A timeless song by Don McLean, which was soiled when some horny bastards made a movie that disgraces it.

I'm listening to American Pie now!

by Zach G. January 20, 2004

american eagle

most people think that people who shop at american eagle want to fit in, but that's not true. people sometimes think that they don't have enough money to shop at abercrombie, so they shop here. american eagle has really cute stuff.

i love their clothes. they have the cutest skirts that you can wear for any occasion. they also have really cute jeans. i love their jeans because any figure can fit those jeans w/ a good fit.

by <3 liz March 24, 2005

great american

1.to be in agreement with Sean Hannity
2.caller on the Sean Hannity show.
3.a mocking term of right wing fanatics.

After the caller of the hannity show was done speaking Sean replied,"thank you for a great american."

by dave anderson October 31, 2004

American Water

Like regular water but inferior in every way. Deriving from the superior British invention of 'Water' prior to their invention of the United States of America.

"Oh dear me chaps, this American Water is terrible."

by Sir Rightalot August 19, 2020

American Fries

French fries in their American form.

Referred to as simply just "fries", America has won again in stealing one's heritage.
"I love me some American Fries"

-Donald Trump

by SpockBlocker October 28, 2016

The American doughnut

The act of sticking your winky in a sugar glazed doughnut and demanding your partner to lick it off and trading roles with a phallus until the box of doughnuts are empty

Husband: Time to suck my glazed winky dear
Wife: you mean the American doughnut?
Husband: yeah where is the phallus?

by Tomorrow’s tit December 24, 2020

American Vague

A delaying / distancing / diversionary tactic used by yanks, esp in business: - responding to enquiries with an answer which feels detailed and packed with jazzy terminology but on closer inspection is non-committal and vague to the point of containing no actual information

Office Brit: "What does this mean, 'We'll be sharing the capture actionables for delivery in the foreseeable, dependent on inputs of unforeseen challenges to play.' WHAT DOES IT MEAN?"

Resident Yank: "Oh, it means nothing. You just got American Vagued"

by Wellitywell January 14, 2015