happy wagon

A term used for pedophile van

I swear to Christ, if you don't bring back my headphones, I'll take you to the man who ownes the happy wagon!

by Orphan_kicKER December 14, 2019

Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.

Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017

Turd Wagon

A juvenile term of endearment often used by siblings as a way to bond.

Way to go turd wagon.

by Buttmunch1! October 9, 2022

Canvas Wagon

An archaic term for Docking.

Steve and Denver decided it was time to take their relationship to the next level by creating a Canvas Wagon between themselves.

by Stenver August 15, 2025

Riding The Singularity Wagon

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.

"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"

by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023

tart wagon

A window van full of people.

We just got passed by a tart wagon .

by LocalJ August 13, 2022

wagon of cunts

a made up name for someone you hate but still funny

glenn peake is a wagon of cunts

by nipplelicker101 May 24, 2011