James Morrison

When a snail magically grows arms and legs resembling that of a Dutch woman alongside a questionably fruity personality

Look at that snail he’s a real James Morrison

by Yeayaaaaa April 13, 2020

Matthew James

(v) A ginger of epic proportions, fiery personality. Has the ability to fuck up a shot from any angle and distance.
Has been known to ruin any and all attempts at making a hookah (hub)

Holy shit Shaun you really had a Matthew James on goal there.

You can't smoke a Matthew James without losing a bit of soul.

by Greggle April 19, 2018

james burke

faggot

james burke is a faggot

by yop696969 December 5, 2017

James acaster

HOT

I can't be assed to use this in a sentence James acaster

by Deez nuts in yo mum June 24, 2021

James Phelps

a hot cinnamon roll

admirer n.1: "Oh my god, look at James Phelps. He is so cute."
admirer n.2: "Cute and hot for sure. 😏"
admirer n.1: "James is a hot cinnamon roll."

by justtessa19 July 7, 2021

Brett James

verb - to party excessively without any regard to ones safety or the safety of others.

-How f•cked up was he?
-Damn bro! He hella Brett James'd!

by M. Waldron December 30, 2011

James Bundock

James Bundock is a parkour legend who has been known to run up walls and jump incredible distances. He also cannot die.
He is the man the moth the legend. Beware the Bundock

Did you see James Bundock climb that wall last night? He's a moth!

by An Anonymous Geezer August 28, 2017