wank mop

Basically, whatever is suitable and close to hand to clean up the mess after a spontaneous, off the cuff, wank. Items such as socks, towels and if necessary, cushion covers will fit the bill for this purpose.

I got myself into a right mess last night,I'd ran out of toilet roll so I had to use my sock as a wank mop.

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

Wanking grades

Wanking grades

20 grades in total for wanking after you do one grade you have to wait another day from trying the next
G1=30 seconds
G2=2 mins
G3=4 mins
G4=5 mins
G5= 10 mins
G6=20 mins
G7=30 mins
G8=40 mins
G9=50 mins
G10=1 hour
G11=2 hours
G12=3 hours
G13=4 hours
G14= 5 hours
G15=1 day
G16=1 week
G17=1 month
G18=1 year
G19=3 years
G20= For the rest of your life.
If you fail grade 20 you cant try again
I MADE IT UP BUT YOU CAN TRY IF YOU WANT.

Stephen= Hey dude i completed grade 19 yesterday.
Sam= But you were at school, how did you do that?
Stephen= I automatically wank in my pants, 3 years, the only way i can be stopped if i get hit in the bulls.
Sam= Im grade 18

Both= I LOVE WANKING GRADES.
Jack= You guys talking about Wanking grades
Both= Go away jack

by Stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 1, 2009

Tit-Wank

The use of one's Penis in the cleavage of a female (dependent on how much cleavage they have of course) - stimulating the art of intercourse.

All he's gonna get is a Tit-Wank that tight Gypo!.

by Bruce Lee March 27, 2003

wank tramp

A member of the homeless comunity who masterbates on street corners for, 'a living'

Hey...look at that wank tramp, give him some money.

by Mike Hilton July 27, 2007

Crank Wank

1) To raise all in/cap limit/pot limit pre-flop in texas hold'em or any community card based poker game. Normally happens during online poker.

Yeah, his poker strategy is all crank wank, no skill.

by Mayor Yana May 4, 2008

Wank Wheel

A roll of toilet paper used specifically for masturbation clean-ups.

I used an entire wank wheel this week!

by The Difinitive April 28, 2008

Team wank

When a group of hetrosexual males all go to a peep show, stand in cubicles next to each other and crack one off. The "Team" should be able to hear each other in the cubicles shouting to each other is an integral part. Members of the team may also chase each other down the street when they realise they have covered their bag in their jizz

"eh shall we go for a team wank?"
"Thats a bit weird ain't it?"
"No"
"Ok then"

by Phil and Dave April 12, 2008