Anal Wake

Another word for morning sex.

Girlfriend: Im awake.
Boyfriend: Do you want anal wake?

by ohnomyroofleaking September 18, 2025

Wedding Wake

A gathering of two peoples families and friends to mourn the loss of their individual freedom, by getting ancestor shaming levels of wankered and fingering their cousin in a dark corner. With cake.

I’ve been invited to Dave’s wedding wake this weekend, but I probably won’t go because I fingered my cousin at the last one.

by Seshanie November 10, 2025

I have to wake up early

When you are with your buddies and someone responses “I have to wake up early” to the question “you want another beer?” They are being a little bitch

Hey Chima want another beer?

Nah I have to wake up early tomorrow.

Stop being a little bitch man.

by 0007DM November 25, 2021

Olympian's Wake

Idiots

Olympian's Wake Member: i shat my self

by eznooblol January 12, 2022

Olympian's Wake

The #1 CW Clan big clan

qyv: Dude you should join Olympian's Wake
shvra: I fought Floyd Mayweather
My cum jar: *spills*

by glok da retired numba 7 glave January 29, 2022

Depressi Fokey Wokey TEA

u like drinking tea

I WANT Depressi Fokey Wokey TEA

by FOKEMAN June 22, 2022

Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023