Two-face

What most people are. Like really. If everybody walked around saying what they really thought shit wouldn't get done!

Dude 1: That's a lovely new dress Mrs. Beaufort.
Mrs. Beaufort: Why thank you!
Dude 1: **whispers** Makes you look like a whale you fat cow.
Dude 2: Dude, you are such a two-face.
Dude 1: It's true!

by mikeygoodfella May 25, 2009

two guys one cup

A stupid parody of two girls one cup.

Hey dude, have you seen two guys one cup?

by Tatunda December 29, 2007

two times

Commonly added to fuck you up, or to an open hand for five. Popularized by Buggin' Out in the movie Do The Right Thing.

1. Fuck you up two times!
2. Two times, man.

by Lambnesio September 2, 2006

Two Man Area

A urban area where more than one utility technician is required for the purpose of safety. A.K.A. "Designated Area"

An example of a "Two Man Area" is Father Panic, Bridgeport, CT.

by BRADCLiFF January 27, 2009

Two Dollah Hollah

A nasty as hoe that costs two bucks a fuck.

You'll never be lonely with the two dollah hollah.

by Psueder June 15, 2004

Two Turnin' Two Burnin'

1. In older times (40's-50's) a term for dogfights/airplane combat. 'Two turnin'' refers to the propellers, and 'two burning'' refers to the two machine guns affixed to the plane.

Two Turnin' Two Burnin', and flack so thick you can walk on it.

by Vemiermark4 May 26, 2006

two deep

The insertion of the pinky finger of a party A, up to the second knuckle, into the rectal orifice of a party B.

Patti went two deep on Tim.

by Mr Mojo Risin August 8, 2004