twitter speak

Slanged speech made up by users of Twitter,mainly adaptions of words using "Tweet or Twit",shortened to cut down on character usage.

I use twitter speak to stay within my 140 characters.

by BLuTink78 June 29, 2009

Locust twitter

A twitter account that regularly posts conditional hypotheticals designed to elicit an emotional response and to get a rise out of people. It is a tactic for driving up engagement.

Ever since I muted a bunch of locust twitter accounts, my twitter experience has greatly improved.

by Mwaasi February 9, 2022

Twitter

a place where people meaninglessly fight online, or look for their favorite porn artist

person 1:man i love to use twitter, have you seen whygena's_sketchbook

Person 2: no who the hell is that, shut the hell up

by gakksun crockpot May 2, 2022

Twitter

An app/website that people mostly use for porn, or “respectfully” debate about random shit online.

Twitter sucks never install it

by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023

twitter

a website where you can't have an opinion. you're not allowed to share opinions, jokes, or use the godforsaken term "freedom of speech". there are three types of twitter users. one; the unproblematic user. it's self-explanatory, just look at the name. two; the troll. take these types of users tweets or profiles with a grain of salt. it's all satire and isn't meant to be taken seriously. three; the crybabies. these users are usually found in the "over parties" or can be found wherever you see an opinion. they can't take jokes while simultaneously make jokes themselves. they take offense easily and usually trigger a reaction from more and more people... creating a thread of comments. crybaby users are usually part of stan twitter. especially kpop stans on twitter.

person one: man, i got attacked on twitter because i called kpop kpoop... it was a fucking joke.
person two: that's just twitter for you.

by strwberrylipgloss September 25, 2020

Twitter Vulture

People who dig through someone's old Tweets just to attempt to ruin that person's career.

Twitter Vulture: I found some interesting tea from ten years ago that can ruin this famous person's career ahahahaha

by cryptofurrency March 17, 2019

twitter pisser

a dude or woman that complains about anything and everything on twitter

i posted a photo of my dog, and this twitter pisser started trying to cancel me for animal abuse cause he had a leash

by Mrfatnutswasmyfather May 7, 2022