Twitter

Twitter is a fucking hell hole of a website used to cancel people for no goddamn reason.

John: Hey dude lets go on twitter!

Ben: Go kill yourself faggot.

by Detailed June 19, 2023

twitter fly

A person/ persons whom use twitter or other social media to spread misinformation/ slander towards others or subjects, as a fly does when it lands on shit and spreads nothing but scurge around.

"Quit listening to the twitter flys, Karen"
"You shouldn't be proud of being a twitter fly. Literally no one likes that"

by SoiledJammies December 11, 2024

Twitter

Worlds most fucked up social media

person 1: hi
average 14 years old Twitter user: shut the fuck up racist <3

by eee eee May 29, 2021

Twitter

hell

John: Aw man! I Love twitter!

Steve: Get a fucking life, John.

by haha yez January 6, 2022

TWITTER

Meeting place for teens, BuzzFeed "journalists", and fat commies. Essentially NPCs, there are numerous scientific investigations determining if these people have consciousness.

Twitter's actual mission statement:

"Hitler did nothing wrong"

by GOVTisCORRUPT January 14, 2021

put that on twitter

what you say to someone when you just found out something they did on the weekend that they wish to remember

"hey did you hear drew got pissed and streaked across the park on the weekend"
"yeah put that on twitter"

by druey26 July 12, 2009

Twittered

To be twittered is to be outraged at something of no importance.

Person 1: "Hey did you see David the other day?"

Person 2: "Yeah he was getting really twittered over people who make roblox games"

by Jeofii August 12, 2021