Sea Turtle

The last soda in the six pack rings.

Hey, go buy some more soda, I just took the sea turtle.

by thatonlinejerk August 21, 2013

turtle head

(Chinese English) A penis, especially with its foreskin.

Is it true white boys don't have turtle head?

by davarinofuntucson June 17, 2013

Emo Turtle

A shy person who comes out of his/her shell if prompted to. Often a person who is shy when meeting new people and then comfortable with that person after a certain amount of time spent with them.

Person 1 : Hey, that guy must be a real emo.

Person 2 : Yeah but he's an emo turtle. He'll get up when you crack a nice joke.

by StormyDreamCloud March 26, 2010

turtle biscuit

An insult used when someone looks silly or dumb, weather it's appearance or an action.

The hell are you wearing? Damn turtle biscuit.
What did you just do? Turtle Biscuit.

by Phinnus April 23, 2015

the breezy turtle

the act of holding a piece of turd in your anus and moments later farting blowing the air past the turd, creating a really bad smell of shit in your surroundings.

damn bro i have to take a shit really bad! i have a turtle poking ...let me fart....AHH SHIT ITS "THE BREEZY TURTLE"!

by DRFINEST2010 June 2, 2010

green turtle

Having sex with a turtle ( woman on her back) while she is sea sick on a ship.

On the ferry to Amsterdam I green turtled this chick.

by Johnson mcfarley February 14, 2014

Choking the turtle

Clenching one's butt cheeks to prevent a bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that 7-11 burrito, I've been choking the turtle for the last 15 minutes.

by Johnny Quag September 23, 2014