Tall tube of lube

Someone who is so attractive that their mere presence supplies sufficient lubricant for anyone’s desires. Similar to calling someone a “tall drink of water” but the person is hotter, more sexualized, and much more lubricating.
Oooo. Check out that tall tube of lube—making me all horny and wet.
by NTD is me February 13, 2021
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Tinkle Tube

The tinkle tube is a tool, used by people to pee in situations like a place that lacks a bathroom, or a place where a bathroom is always occupied and you can’t hold your piss long in your body, or if your so lazy that you don’t wanna go all the way to the bathroom. Typically, this device is a small, funnel-shaped tube or similar contraption that allows a person to relieve themselves in public or while traveling, with the urine being directed outside (e.g., out of your bedroom window or out of a car window, through a specially designed outlet). It is often used in outdoor adventures, long road trips, or in situations where privacy and convenience are needed. The term "tinkle tube" is derived from the colloquial term "tinkle," meaning to urinate.
“If there was a zombie apocalypse where people would been hiding in their rooms for survival, the tinkle tube is a very useful tool, for guys it would be easy to use (you know the anatomy, pen15 and stuff) females may struggle to use it since their anatomy like the v461na.”
by EMD F59PHI February 10, 2025
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Tube stroker

Ahh you’ve stumbled apon a wild pack of tube strokers. You are jealous as you watch them smoke cigarettes and drink ice cold refreshments.

Otherwise known as “ stove pipe boys”
These creatures are known for playing spades and straight chillin.
0311- “ look at those tube strokers, doing jack shit”

0331- “ ya man this is bullshit i shoulda been a fucking 41
by Steeeel pain March 08, 2020
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tube-sock roadblock

(n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.
I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!

This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.
by Benyaboy May 27, 2010
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tube jig

masturbating until one perches.
Tube jig worked its magic to the tune of about 15 perch today.
by matelalique September 07, 2010
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The Tube

A Nickname Made By Ivan Easter For YouTube
by Kingvantheman January 27, 2024
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butt tubing

Where two people put a tube in each other butts and fart. Sharing each other farts.
Yo me and my boyfriend bought this tube at Home Depot and then went out for Mexican and later we were butt tubing
by Fart master flash November 29, 2013
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