buck the Purex truck

Don’t be dumbshit that goes into places flailing around like a fucking idiot.

I was going to take TJ to Pamida to purchase some Pony hightops but decided not to buck the Purex truck. TJ always goes full blown retard,

by Johnnie Mudd March 14, 2018

hot off the truck

Stolen from a cargo truck or manufacturer

Wanna buy a phone. Hot off the truck

by Didnizithatcomin August 20, 2016

Pickup Truck Illiterate

Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.

Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.

by BODBOP February 1, 2018

Hillbilly dump truck

When you dont shit for a week and you punch a girl in the face and knockout her teeth. Then shit on her.

Baby I would like to take you home and give you a hillbilly dump truck.

by 69sniffer November 8, 2020

Italian Truck Stop

When all of your friends come over to your house and shit on you while you sleep.

Goddammit, they gave me another Italian truck stop!

COLIN SUCKS ASS

by DRRASH November 18, 2011

jerry panzer truck

the Schützenpanzerwagen Sd. Kfz. 251, half track armored figthing vehicle used by nazis

Not long after the Alamein scrap, me an the platoon are having a look around this arab village - well, we were looting it - when all of a sudden this bloody jerry panzer truck comes over the hill and starts puking slugs.

by Lila Lotos June 18, 2011

artisian dump truck

when you shit in your partners mouth, wait 30 minutes for them to digest it, lay flat on the floor, and have your partner shit it back out into your mouth and move back and forth on your face like a dump truck

broooo, i spent the entire night with jayden doing artisian dump trucks! i ran out of shit by the end of the night tho

by finlandkindacute May 19, 2023