cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

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Get the cool your toolsmug.

roman tool box

When you are having anal sex, and you pull out while continuing to hold it open with your fingers while simultaneously inserting your nuts into the asshole and letting it close shut

Mary was surprised when Joe pulled his penis out of her ass, but was pleasantly surprised when she figured out it was only a roman tool box

by Fridays1 February 24, 2017

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tool belt Tommy

A very manly lesbian or bull-dyke

hey! look at her that's a "tool belt Tommy"

by pattypatpancake November 16, 2009

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Get the tool belt Tommymug.

tool face

a white boy who raps.

have a good summer tool face.

by owned!!! June 11, 2006

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Get the tool facemug.

tool bag

means worthless, unwanted peason that people use dont like

tool bag,dickheads faggets ,noobs

by reem12 March 8, 2009

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Get the tool bagmug.

combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed

Well he's not the smartest tool in the shed

by WAKESTAR June 2, 2018

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