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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
mugGet the cool your toolsmug.

Tool-Shed Negro

Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U.

A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America.

This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides.

Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)
"...fuck you Uncle Tom! I'm a Tool-Shed Negro!!!"
by Clara Blanqy March 14, 2019
mugGet the Tool-Shed Negromug.

tool belt Tommy

hey! look at her that's a "tool belt Tommy"
by pattypatpancake November 16, 2009
mugGet the tool belt Tommymug.

tool bag

means worthless, unwanted peason that people use dont like
tool bag,dickheads faggets ,noobs
by reem12 March 8, 2009
mugGet the tool bagmug.

Smartest tool in the shed

combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed
by WAKESTAR June 2, 2018
mugGet the Smartest tool in the shedmug.

Biggest Tool In The Shed

Bro 1: Broseidon! Dave took my girl yesterday!
Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!
by Sepcial ED December 14, 2010
mugGet the Biggest Tool In The Shedmug.

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