cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

roman tool box

When you are having anal sex, and you pull out while continuing to hold it open with your fingers while simultaneously inserting your nuts into the asshole and letting it close shut

Mary was surprised when Joe pulled his penis out of her ass, but was pleasantly surprised when she figured out it was only a roman tool box

by Fridays1 February 24, 2017

tool belt Tommy

A very manly lesbian or bull-dyke

hey! look at her that's a "tool belt Tommy"

by pattypatpancake November 16, 2009

tool face

a white boy who raps.

have a good summer tool face.

by owned!!! June 11, 2006

tool bag

means worthless, unwanted peason that people use dont like

tool bag,dickheads faggets ,noobs

by reem12 March 8, 2009

hoe garden tool

A BITCH

U HOE GARDEN TOOL GET IN MY CAR

by SSIENDVSJ May 25, 2016

Biggest Tool In The Shed

The biggest asshole in the world

Bro 1: Broseidon! Dave took my girl yesterday!
Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!

by Sepcial ED December 14, 2010