December 25

If you are born on December 25th then you are literally fucking Jesus Christ.

Your mom:"Honey! I'm giving birth!" Your dad:"Oh my god! He was born on December 25th! This means that-" Your mom again:"YES! HE IS JESUS!"

by @evannasauruss December 16, 2019

25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.

"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."

by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013

Aug 25

National don't snap anyone day.
Take a day to relax and not snapchat anyone and see how different your day is.

No snap Aug 25;"Bro I feel so relaxed because I haven't had to worry about snapping anyone today!"

by Pweepoo August 25, 2021

October 25

The day where u need to grab/ slap any girls ass named Jesselyn

“Hey man grab Jesselyns ass”
“Why?”
“It’s october 25”
“SURE!!

by Annieblamcher October 22, 2019

December 25

You/ a group of people has to give a boy a random GIRL gift, and a girl a random BOY gift. SUPRISE THEM! Have fun hehe

On December 25: Give random gifts day! Comon it’s CHRISTMAS!

by Uni_Berlin November 21, 2019

October 25

Tell your crush your felling

Nikolai: It October 25 so…
Nikolai: I like you and have a crush on you
Izzy : I like you and have a crush on you too
Now you know how they feel about you

by I don’t know if you know November 3, 2022

October 25

National get your child, friend, or yourself, a dog day. Don’t forget to get beds, nail trimmers, treats, and more!

It was a warm but not hot day on October 25th, 2021.

Child: this is perfect weather to go on a walk, but with who?

Mom: him!

Child: who?

Mom: your new dog!

*suddenly has a dog*

by sushl August 17, 2021