dealer time

The time that dealers run on. I.E. when they tell you 5 minutes, they know you are fiending and are willing to wait 5 minutes for them to get there if thats all its gonna be, and that it will be at least 15 minutes before you call them again. Basically, 5 minutes is 15-30 minutes, and if they say half an hour, it could be hours.

A ploy used to keep you from even thinking about calling another dealer.

If you're involved with too many drug transactions, you will start running on dealer time in your every day life.

by Joshuway January 24, 2008

good time charlie

A person whose only goal is to have a good time, and they are good at it. They are the absolute best to hang out with but at the same time you can tell they will amount to nothing in life.

Last night we were sitting around and nothing was happening until my best bro arrived and I don't really remember what happened next except there was definitely a naked lady kegstand contest somewhere around 6am before I passed out.

I heard he got fired for puking on his boss when he went in at 9:00. His mom says he's gonna end up just a good time charlie like his dad, but damn I love partying with that guy.

by Tuff Luff September 23, 2012

real time

The subjective experience of time passing confirmed as about right by external, objective measuring criteria ie an hour feels about like an hour, and this is confirmed by looking at a clock, where an hour has indeed been measured as having passed. As opposed to (e-time), where time seems to pass at a quicker or slower rate than external measuring systems would suggest.

1. I had an hour real time left at work - and it passed in exactly an hour on the clock.
2. It seemed I'd only been online a few minutes real time, but when I looked at the clock it had been three hours.

by chris firth September 9, 2006

Mexican Time

About an hour and 23 minutes after the designated time.

The best excuse to use after being late, especially for a date.

Josh: Where the hell were you?!
Tony: What do you mean, I made it on time.
Josh: It's like 9! You were supposed to be here an hour and a half ago!
Tony: I meant Mexican Time...

by BboyBokChoi January 17, 2010

Leet Time

13:37 on digital clocks. Worshipped by all geeks.
Also known as Leet O'Clock.

Holy shit, it's Leet Time!

by Skilleto March 14, 2010

Best videos of all time

After Taylor Swift received the award for Best Female Video and began her acceptance speech, Kanye West stormed the stage, taking the microphone from Swift to announce Beyonce's "Single Ladies" deserved the award.

Swift: “Thank you so much! I always dreamed about what it would be like to maybe win one of these some day, but I never actually thought it would have happened. I sing country music so thank you so much for giving me a chance to win a VMA award.”

West: “Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!”

by Bubblezzzz September 16, 2009

Time Jew

Someone who is never on time to meet his friends, thus stealing (and hoarding) everyones time. A time jew is typically making excuses and justification for their tardiness, and always calling others prejudice against their type.

Every day I wait 15 minutes, beyond our meeting time, for Ajit to meet up with me for lunch. What a typical time jew, stealing all my free time!

by TC Jenkins March 26, 2010