Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”

by Georgetta Stone June 21, 2022

septuple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and fourteen great-great-grandparents in common.

Septuple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

triple-third-cousin

Triple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and six great-great-grandparents in common.

My triple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Third World Stare

The Stare someone from the third world gives you as they look at you like an alien, with little going on in their own head

Jeez that guy on the bus is really giving me a third world stare

by PaolitoAB October 21, 2025

third world hot

When you're just reasonably attractive in a first-world country, but panties drop when you land in a third-world country.

John Kim is fairly good looking in the States, however, he's third world hot when he's in Brazil.

by identikit June 16, 2016

third cousin-nibling

Third cousin's child.

My third cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

step-third-cousin

1- Step-great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Great-grandpibling's step-great-grandchild.
3- Step-3C.

My step-third-cousin is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021