standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path

Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"

by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022

stand off half

Rugby player who plays stand off half usually Can’t fill out his shirt and is the Only player who can kick for shit but is also a right knob head. They range from 170cm to 180cm.

Their a proper stand off half they are.

by Average brummie69 August 8, 2024

Alaskan One Night Stand

To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.

Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"

by joe....... May 18, 2025

Milk Stand

When you and some friends cum in a girl, she does a handstand, you shake her up and then equip straws and drink the milkshake in her pussy.

Ben: Hey bro, me and my girlfriend are gonna make a milk stand later. wanna come?
Tom: hell yeah dude.

by Smokegrasseataass August 8, 2022

Mek'am stand hya do dis ting oo

This phrase is used to express disappointment in ur friend. It's nigerian pidgin English.

Oga wetin be dat? Are you mad? Mek'am stand hya do dis ting oo!

by PashaHazretleri November 21, 2021

Cadia stands!

A Warhammer 40K reference. It is an example of the indomitable human spirit, Cadia Stands! is a rallying cry for humanity, as the planet broke before the guard did.

As the chaos cultists closed in the last three imperial guardsmen shouted,”Cadia Stands!”, and fulfilled their duty for the Emperor

by PsychoPubBoi April 16, 2024

Rexplode's Last Stand

I KNOW! THE CLIPS ARE EVERYWHERE! THAT SHIT WAS HARDCORE!

Hym "I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! REXPLODE'S LAST STAND! OH MY GOD! IT'S TOO SOON! I thought he would be around until the Annihilatrix guys showed up! TRAGIC! And he legit kills a Mark! The power scaling on that is insane! I didn't know he could 'force a draw' there! Glorious!"

by Hym Iam March 22, 2025