by BadBitch104 June 2, 2018
Get the mother goosin mug.Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.
Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.
by ILikeALilHareInMyMouf69 June 4, 2018
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Get the Mother War mug.You have your mother's eyes... I can see your true colours of your families eyes and you're already a beautiful person, especially your family. Show your true family colours.
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by green_bean (Gachatuber) April 15, 2019
Get the Mother's Eyes mug.A Mother Tiger is someone who will always look out for you when you need help, she will always be very kind and considerate to others, never make her feel bad, never loose her
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Get the Mother fucker mug.Someone who has sex with a mom who farts at the moment of climax as well as farting throughout the sexual encounter.
Yo, Fred you a mother farter, you kept saying how she was farting all the time, thats shits disgusting headass mother farter ugly fucking ass fuck bitch titty.
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