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cold wife

Used to describe a female significant other of an individual who they are not married to, although their relationship is extremely similar to that of a marriage.

A cold marriage is used to describe the couple itself; cold marriages are often between two people who are living together, may have children, and entirely joint expenses and lifestyles without any legal marriage ever taking place. This may be legally and formally be referred to as "common law marriage".
"Chelsea had her health coverage from her job change from Blue Cross to Aetna."
"She doesn't get your coverage?"
"Nah man, that's my cold wife."
by Ciggy5 October 4, 2019
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Cold Turkey

Attempting to leave Yale University for summer vacation. The three months apart from said institution is known to drive naive quitters insane, until they inevitably relapse around late August. Side effects of quitting Yale cold turkey include extreme boredom, Forever Alone, Sad Frog face, sobriety, and reassimilation into mainstream society.
Concerned mother: It's my 19 year old's first time quitting Yale cold turkey. He's two months in but he's stopped eating.

Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.

Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!
by IDlOT August 21, 2011
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the cold beer

The cold beer is the best thing you can have on a Friday night. When you have the cold beer, everything is good. It is always the cold beer and not just "beer" or "cold beer". Made famous by retired professional wrestler, The Iron Sheik, on Twitter.
It's Friday night! Get the cold beer, bubba.
by Usvart Jorge November 2, 2015
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Cold Turkey

In which during intercourse, your partner will suddenly flail about until the unexpectedly die on top of you.
"Yeah I was going to give him a blow job, but he suddenly went cold turkey on me"
by tictac-nonnon-is-a-lamewad September 6, 2016
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Cold Baller

ˈ/kəʊldˈbɔ lə/
someone who is seen as the “top dog” in the situation, can handle any task under pressure
“wow you see declan over there, man he’s got the touch of a cold baller”
by thecoldballer April 18, 2019
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Cold Waffle

Sherman and Mike tag teamed and destroyed that cold waffle, it's a shame she couldn't moan since she was dead.
by Spermin Sherman March 20, 2014
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feelin' cold

When someone is "feelin' cold" it means they are wearing a lot of diamonds or silver jewellery.
"I'm feelin' cold, cuz I'm wearin ma ice on ma wrist/neck dogg"
by Anonymous2616 August 9, 2006
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