Watermelon People

A black person or person of color. Refers to the watermelon stereotype of black people and the stereotype of idleness associated with black people.

In Germany and Austria, jokes about the Holocaust, Muslims, Jews, and Watermelon People are illegal due to restrictions on hate speech laws and laws surrounding freedom of expression.

by kinghiroichi1 October 15, 2025

Plug watermelon

When you go into a watermelon field right before it gets dark on a hot summer day, because you want the melon to be warm. And you take out your pocket knife and cut a plug out of the rind of the melon, you then proceed to fuck the shit out of the melon….and then when you’re finished you put the plug back.

The farmer harvested the plug watermelons today.

by Chao Terra October 28, 2025

Watermelon Moose Leopard

To engage in sex with a black woman that has a cameltoe (see Moose Lips) while growling from the pleasure of the act

Carl: Yesterday i saw this chick and gave her the best Watermelon Moose Leopard ever
Josh: really?
Carl: no not really lol i wish i did

by Sgt. Pepper himself November 17, 2025

watermeloning

An abortion technique when the mother decides to fall belly first onto the ground and crushes the fetus, sending blood and guts everywhere like when one smashes a watermelon.

Bethany couldn't get an abortion so she resorted to watermeloning.

by depfried145 November 17, 2025

Ugandan Watermelon

Shortly after taking a shit, a woman prolapses her own anus then a man proceeds to suck on it while picking out pieces of shit from his teeth as if they were watermelon seeds.

I gave Amy a Ugandan Watermelon last Friday.

by ScurvyFishFromTheCarribanSea67 December 28, 2025

Watermelon sugar

Watermelon with sugar on it. Y'all are just thirsting over a guy who will never know you exist, making up weird sexual fantasies about him, not giving a shit about how weirded out Harry might be about it.

Harry: 🎶watermelon sugar, high🎶
The world: omg hes singing about eating coochie!!!

by literalshitpiss June 22, 2021

Watermelon sugar

lol. Watermelon sugar yum yum.

Friend one: Hey did you hear about Joe?

Friend two: Bro, everyone knows that joke. Your’e not funny. I’m breaking up with you, please never show your face again. You look like a wet sponge. Nobody likes you. You smell like watermelon sugar.

by Yes#600 June 23, 2021