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Fart tube

a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.
man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023
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Shark Tubing

The act of putting something on the internet simply to attract people to it. Like shark bait. Hence the term, sharktubing.
Click baiting and shark tubing are basically the same thing.
by MasterKlaw December 24, 2020
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Petit Tube

a website that uses some Javas script or smt, that scan YOUTUBE videos that barely have any views whatsoever and shows you said videos, with this website you can see all the boring video that nobody cares about and barely even have 20 views!

In this website you can easily find
gaming video
kids recording themselves

shitty songs
people just recording the most random of shit with graphic lowers than 144p
and rarely and I mean rarely, video you reload, You might, just might be able to find some creepy/illegal video of some jackass recording a "fetus" in a trash can, or "cheese pizza" (which if you don't know is child porn by the way) that wasn't been decated by the YouTube guidelines,

but your chances of getting one of those video are about as slim as getting struck by lighting on a day that there isn't a single cloud in the sky, which is a real thing and is called "Bolt from the blue"
Hey do you know about Petit Tube?
Yeah it kinda cool I guess but there no point of it
by Zalo_r October 1, 2025
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Tubing

"Hello fellow white specimen, would you care to join us in the sport of tubing."

"Why defiantly my fellow white friend."

"very good, very good."
by Metea December 27, 2016
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greasy inner tube

1. N.: A phrase describing the unfortunate situation that arises when a large male member is liberally covered in lube, placed in the anus of a willing participant, thrusted in and out of said anus for upwards of five minutes (no less), then removed upon seminal emission, causing a swollen, inner tube like rectal prolapse to emerge, covered in a greasy substance composed of lube, sweat, and seminal fluid. It is considered appropriate to refer to this act as, "Givin' her (or him) the ol' greasy inner tube."

2. V.: The act of causing a greasy inner tube.
1. Sally: "Care to give me the ol' greasy inner tube tonight?"

Chuck: "What? No! Why the hell would I ever do that?"

Sally: "Well, it's either that or I bungie jump the cornfield."

Chuck: "...sigh, fine, I'll get the lube."

2. Chuck: "So, I greasy inner tubed Sally last night."

Mark: "Wow, really? I've always wanted to try that. How was it?"

Chuck: "Better than the time she made me snorkel the hot air balloon, that's for sure."
by M. Knight Shyamalanalanalan October 23, 2013
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Tube

Time to sit and watch the tube?
by Ruth Kostur December 20, 2019
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butt tubing

Where two people put a tube in each other butts and fart. Sharing each other farts.
Yo me and my boyfriend bought this tube at Home Depot and then went out for Mexican and later we were butt tubing
by Fart master flash November 29, 2013
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