shming-ming

killing or harming someone. used in a joking manner. can be used as "shming-minging" someone.

P1: If you go away I will shming-ming you.
P2: Noo,haha

by Kweentoos April 1, 2023

Minge mushrooms

A fungal infection on a woman’s vagina

In all of this hot weather Kylie ended up with a big crop of minge mushrooms

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

Minge

Collective noun for a group of beavers.

Look over by the river! I can see a whole minge of beavers about to bite the tree down.

by Steve507 June 30, 2024

liew ming wei

A gay person who is into sexy gay porn and occasional watches them in front of children, an avid fan of gay black men sex i suppose.

Please do not talk to him, he is liew ming wei. Any girls in the area please refrain from making eye contact with that liew ming wei.

by LiewMigBoss July 22, 2024

Minge crisis

An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.

“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed”

“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis”

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

Minge Crisis

An area or organisation with no shawtys, resulting in mingeflation.

"Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

Chicken Minge

The foul, forbidden zone of a chicken — their nasty little cloaca, aka the chicken's version of a vagina.
Rumored by the absolute worst kinds of degenerates to feel amazing and taste oddly good.

Because when you can’t skin them, what else is there to do with a chicken?

Hollow: "Chicken Minge on my desk, feels and tastes really great!"

Boneham: "Hollow ate all the chicken minge from the fridge in notts"

Raig: "I didn't know that hollow ate bonehams chicken minge from the fridge in notts until it was happening and already happened"

"He’s been alone too long — he's probably out there chasing some chicken minge."

"You ever get that desperate you start thinking chicken minge sounds alright? Seek help, bro."

"One bite and you’ll never look at KFC the same again."

by Aroxetem April 28, 2025