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Fog Horn

A sexual act in which air is blown over the top of a dilated anus, in order to produce a humming sound via the Helmholtz resonance.
“She and I tried fog horning last night
by TimberShiverer May 1, 2025
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Oklahoma Fog Horn

when you hang a dude from his legs off the top of a lighthouse and fuck him until he starts moaning loud enough call boats to shore.
“I just performed an Oklahoma fog horn on Jimmy and seven boats filled with midgets came in and recorded everything
by Flash2110 October 17, 2025
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Hate Horn

That raging trouser twitch certain gammons get when something awful happens to vulnerable people.

Not regular arousal, more like their empathy response has been fried by years of GBNews and rerouted straight to their genitals.

A political semi, usually triggered by headlines such as:
• “Boat Capsizes in Channel”
• “Sick Claimant Declared Fit for Work”
• “NHS Finally Collapses; Migrants No Longer ‘Coming Over Here’ for Free Healthcare, Also, No One Else Can Get Healthcare Either”
“Colin got such a massive hate horn after that migrant boat news, his GP prescribed him ice packs and a long lie down.”
by dervxerox November 18, 2025
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Thug Horn

A violent big horn sheep born on the wrong side of the mountain, a sheep that is up to no good.
Thug Horn and his crew laid waste to the neighboring herd.
by BigSurf November 26, 2025
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Thug Horn

A violent big horn sheep born on the wrong side of the mountain, a sheep that is up to no good.
Thug Horn and his crew laid waste to the neighboring herd.
by BigSurf November 26, 2025
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Horn pills

Pills prescribed to men for erectile dysfunction-the most well known is Slidenafil. Commonly known as Viagra.
I went to the doctor to get some horn pills. I now think I’m like a 20 year old
by Doc Michael January 3, 2026
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Honking the farty horn

When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak
She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn
by Crsp November 26, 2021
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