A fan of Hit Band, Tally and the Halls created circa. 2002 by Robert Howard Cantor, Zubin Sedghi, Andrew Horowitz, and friends (sorry I didn't mention Ross, Bora, and everyone else in the extended Tally-verse. Joe mentioned below)
by Elysia98 January 11, 2025

the place where all the depressed emo girls go to cry their hearts out. also the place the potheads and nic addicts go to hit a bong/hyde in the bathroom. usually this happens in the open room, with risk of a teacher walking in at any moment. why do they do it here you may ask? because it’s the bathroom with the best ventilation. the girls usually sit on the bathroom floor (in the stalls this time) and sob their hearts out while listening to mitski.
by privateschoolbxtch25 November 9, 2021

When you walk up to Halle, she'll immediately call you ugly. Just because she says it doesn't mean she really believes it. If you need someone, go to Halle. She'll give cringe advice that still somehow helps and no matter how many times you talk about the same old subject she'll still listen. If you're a good friend to her she'll love you but don't get on her bad side though, it won't end well.
by ThatOtherOneGUy#87789 October 25, 2022

People who hang out in the hallway and skip class during school. It can also mean an underground network of student-criminals that skip class and hang out in the hallway with other criminal/normal Hall Pirates to engage in illegal criminal activity, such as drug trade, murder, theft, robbery, arms trafficking, human trafficking, rape, sexual assault, and most often, devious lick. These criminals usually come in gangs, which then come in sets. Some crimes committed by Hall Pirates have reached national headlines, such as incidents where they would sell severed penises they got from kidnapping male students and staff. Hall Pirates also have close ties to the mafia, Mexican cartels, and several terrorist organizations (such as ISIS, Taliban, and al Qaeda). These idiots usually get busted during hall sweeps and then cause police shootouts because they don’t want to get arrested. If you don’t want to run into a Hall Pirate, then do not skip class and hang out in the hallway like a moron.
John: Hey Jack, let’s skip class today and hang out in the hall!
Jack: Hell yea!
John & Jack: *immediately sees a gang of Hall Pirates*
Jack: Oh shit, I’m outta here!
John: *gets abducted by Hall Pirates*
Jack: Hell yea!
John & Jack: *immediately sees a gang of Hall Pirates*
Jack: Oh shit, I’m outta here!
John: *gets abducted by Hall Pirates*
by Kool_Tyga999 October 7, 2021

Jeffrey was stressed and escaped the family conversation to go jelq the halls in his family bathroom
by JelqingAmerica February 15, 2024

A piece of human shit who tries to be edgy but is really depressed and is just fucking waiting for the right moment to pull the trigger.
by litfiresoundcloud October 1, 2017
