Eli Hordiner

Straight gassed up mf, straight steal your girl kinda nigga

Eli Hordiner just came to my house and stole my wife

by Pope Chris November 5, 2023

Eli

A guy who will make you feel really special, and then break your heart and cheat on you.

Friend: What happened with you and Eli?
Me: Oh he cheated on me!
Friend: What?! He seemed different

by monkeysocks333 March 24, 2020

Eli Aldridge

A friend that you hang out with him every day and sometimes call him daddy. But he is a great friend over all and you love him like family. And he will be there for every day at any time because y'all are just family together and he is just a wonderful person that you love.

Eli Aldridge is my Best friend

by SHUT THE FUCK UP CARL November 13, 2021

Eli

Eli, Eli, sold some socks, 5 cents a pair or dollar a box, the longer you wear them the shorter they get, soak em in water and they won't get wet

Eli is my friend

by Your Friend😉 September 23, 2021

National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day

'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day

by James Greg November 5, 2020

Eli

Eli; A stupid idiot that nobody cares about or a person who is ugly and bad at everything

You're such an Eli

by Clickbaiturmumscar June 9, 2020

Eli

A guy that acts like he's an amazing boyfriend when in reality, he's a douchebag and he can't treat a girl right. He also Is a controlling, manipulative, heartbreaking bastard.

B: I'm sorry your with eli

A: but I love eli he says: he's the best bf I can get"

by Taco6969765 September 12, 2022