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tarmac jack

A person who works on highway or roadside construction while working with tar and crushed rock.

A British hillbilly located somewhere in the Adirondacks in the states of Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, or New York. Nobody is aware as to where they come from or how they got to where they are, but they are infamous for appearing out of forests near rarely used highways and pulling down their pants, shaking their ass in front of cars passing by before returning to the woods in which they appeared. They have also been seen paddling bare naked in wooden canoes when it is raining heavily, only wearing a pair of construction ear muffs, with one of the ears having had the silicone removed from it. Known places of residence of Tarmac Jacks are often red white and blue tool sheds in the middle of nowhere next to a desolate road with at least one hundred "kill Biden," or "fuck Biden" signs in the front. The most common locations that these men are found are in Tupper Lake, New York and Stark, Vermont and Berlin, New York, and sometimes, but very rarely, Concord, New Hampshire.
Well, looks you've scored yourself a job as a roadside worker, Jim. You'll be a real Tarmac Jack now!

Who's that weird motherfucker shaking his ass in front of our car?
Ah, don't worry 'bout that, Jimmy boy. That's just one of them lunatic Tarmac Jacks.
by garfsnarf December 17, 2022
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Amber Jack

When you turn your dick a vibrant shade of orange from sitting around all day watching porn, jacking off and eating bags of Cheetos.
I think it's permanently orange now braaaaahhh. I've don't nothing but amber jack all spring break.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
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Jack McBeth

Jack Mcbeth is a lovely boy
by lovelyboy1234556788 June 29, 2022
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jack rolled

Getting robbed while being drunk.
I left the party liquored up and got jack rolled while staggering home.
by whippleshield July 17, 2020
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Jack Marston

That little dude that roams around camp
Well well its Jack Marston again
by Veiynoum2310 July 5, 2019
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Jack Green

When you do a Jack Green. YOu do a gay.
Oliver Sinclair (male): wow he's so hot
Linoln Potter (Male): BRO! Why did you just pull a jack green??
by sinclairmoto April 22, 2022
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Inglewood Jack

A hockey fighting technique taught by Jules Winnfield, that involves pulling another player's jersey over his head from behind, simultaneously blinding the player and forcing him to bend forward at the waist, then punching the player with uppercut punches to the head, shoulders, and chest.
Named for Inglewood, California, a city with a 'rough' reputation, where Jules Winnfield lived. Also the the city where portions of Boyz N Da Hood and Training Day were filmed.
"Oh shit, Brashear is giving Brookbank the Inglewood Jack."
by Tomahawk Jackson February 6, 2013
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