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Ex boyfriend

AN UGLY FOCKIN DAM CHEATER WHO DOESNT DESERVE A DAM GIRL
"Aw dam that's my ex boyfriend...UGH!!"
by BrEaD_lOvEr_yAaAa March 6, 2022
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Rita’s ex

Imagine being a mf who has so much ego, to the point that u think ur exs would never get iver u. Nd say rumors about someone cuz ur ego got hurt. Imagine making yolos talking shit, and then acting njce in the replies. Imagine making weird ass yolos To gain ur ego by any mean. Imagine being a 5’4 boy. Lastly, imagine trying so hard to make someone jealous cuz u did smth reattded and expect them to be jealous and when they aren’t, u get weirded out cuz ur ego is so massive
Yo this man’s got an ego. It’s definitely Rita’s ex
by Corna124 October 2, 2020
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Exes with benefits

When you're definitely broken up now for sure but you're still doing it.
Becoming exes with benefits ultimately meant there was no real change to my routine except I was having more sex and fewer fights about dishes.
by ApricotFields June 25, 2020
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my ex girlfriend

me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie
by guydude111 December 16, 2023
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Significant ex

The person who was part of the most significant or meaningful relationship that you used to be in, but aren't anymore. You can have more than one ex, but you can only have one significant ex.
The other day, I ran into that guy/girl I went out with for a little while and it was pretty akward. Glad it wasn't my significant ex at least!
by Shmooboo March 27, 2015
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space ex

When a couple is having sex in the reverse cowgirl position. As the male is about/starting to climax, the female plucks hair from the males sphincter causing him to launch her into low orbit out of pain/ecstasy.
Tina decided to try a Space Ex last night and now It hurts for me to wipe.
by Cyber trump November 16, 2022
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ex cop

What a cop would be if he got as authoritative and hostile with a female as he routinely does with males. Males are conditioned to accept authoritative behavior and hostility from both sexes from about the time they are born, while females are taught that they are human and don't have to put up with anyone's shit (but that it's okay if other people put up with theirs).
A cop wouldn't have to kill a female to become an ex cop or go to prison over an interaction with a female civilian, all he would have to do is get as authoritative and hostile with her as he did with male civilians on a regular basis. Female lives must be worth a lot more than male lives, male lives must be junk and female lives must be critical.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
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