text virgin

-a person who has never dirty texted anyone on their phone
-someone who hasn't ever texted dirty or naughty to a significant other.

friend #1: Were you dirty texting Joe last night?
friend #2: Yes, I am not a text virgin anymore, he makes me so horny when he texts me. He said he wants to lick my body.
friend #1: You naughty girl! ;)

by cupcakesaremything May 15, 2010

text battle

Arguing through text messages as apposed to arguing over the phone or in person, which can be more ackward if you have some real shit to say. Since it is not a verbal conversation, one might be more likely to speak their mind... One of the advantages of text messaging.
Or in the event that a disagreement comes up during a text session it may become an argument or "text battle"

Example 1-

John: wat up alex, wanna chill?

Alex: idk what u wanna do

John: anything. im at my girls house right now tho. wanna hang after that?

Alex: wtf man. y did u ask me 2 chill if ur busy u fuck.

John: well i wont be busy later. calm the f down dude i was just askin

Alex: u only wanna chill later cuz ur girl has a curfew & u cant hang with her then... dick.

John: screw u then

(A perfect example of a text battle.)
Sidenote- John is a dick.

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Example 2-

Michael: dude lets go c the new batman movie

Tom: u dont even know batman

Michael: well im getting tickets. btw i fucking met batman

Tom: ur an idiot. btw who says that?

Michael: 4 real i met adam west who played batman on tv. he came to the mall when i was a kid. jackass.

(Michael will then send Tom a pic message of the photograph of batman that he got signed by Adam West at the mall when Michael was a little boy... Michael wins the argument or the "text battle")
Sidenote- Tom shouldn't run his mouth

by abcdef g rated August 16, 2008

Text my ass

What to say to someone when you want them to text you quickly.

Also, it's a way of saying kiss my ass instead they text your ass.

hey girl, text my ass.

by deeznuts2 August 20, 2009

text

A language used by kids for SMS messages which is totally incomprehensible.

ROFL I tp ts msg nucfrwims POS i14yo what ur asl

by fuko August 19, 2003

Generic Text

Sending a text message to more than one person asking the same thing... AKA "Text Fishing"

Sars sent Deb and I a "Generic Text" about going to Starbucks...

by Scott Bey April 9, 2009

False Hope Text Message

When you get a text message just when you wish you had someone to talk to...and it turns out to be a stupid forward and no one really wants to talk to you.

YAY I just got a text from (Insert name of person you like here)!!!!!!!
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.

by Smurfanator February 8, 2010

text messaging

the act of sending a typed message via cell phone; a very efficient and addicting way of communication.

Ashley is addicted to text messaging, and she went 2500 texts over her limit last month.

by Ashley Jill December 6, 2006