Texas Lorax

"The trees cant be harmed if the Lorax is armed"

The Lorax gettin out the 12 gauge.

Businessman 1: We're going to cut down the trees.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.

by TexasLorax October 29, 2020

texas flipflop

When your guy is wearing a beach thong and his balls are on the outer left side of the thong and his cock is on the outer right side and you perform oral sex until he cums on your sunburn....

Hank and I were at the beach all day so I gave him a texas flipflop to ease my sunburn..

by knb4life June 14, 2014

Texas Timeout

Every time the chairlift stops.

It must be Spring Break here at Breckenridge, that's three Texas Timeouts on this lift ride.

by lowendgravity February 22, 2011

texas dragonfly

When your fucking a chick and your home starts flooding so that she has to flap her arms to stay above water.

I had Cindy over and there was a Texas dragonfly

by Mikey Droppelman October 01, 2017

The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.

HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.

by Chokal October 12, 2019

The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.

HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.

by Chokal October 12, 2019

texas transformer

When your date releases there love shaft and bitter berries and you realize your she is now a he.

I was having the best date ever until we went back to my place and I was preparing for the lumberjack and she gave me the Texas transformer.

by Petite meat June 29, 2018