Nut Tax

The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.
Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”
by GoodRep May 03, 2022
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Cock Tax

A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.
He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .
by Spanishbride March 16, 2017
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Gig tax

When you are expecting a spicific amount of space on a hard drive and after formating and " Proprietary" os, you are left with way less.
"Wow I just baught a new phone and the gig tax was insane! "
by Mysticscrub March 17, 2023
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brat tax

Brat Tax is a tax on millionaires and billionaires brats on what they inherit over $3,500,000.
Bill Gate's kid will have to pay a Brat Tax on any money they make over the first 3.5 million, oooh, poor baby.
by reagansmarley January 25, 2019
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Mansion Tax

Used to describe how large one person can actually be. Usually said about a person who has an eating rotation.
Zach just broke the table what a mansion tax.”
by lit.shitty March 17, 2019
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Teko tax

When doing a deal at someone's place or on or in there property, or in there plain sight. A percentage is paid to them.
by Keaido November 17, 2018
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Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.
That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
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