tactical retweet

An offensive blog war maneuver used in a counter attack while trying to spin the truth.

“Sir. We’re getting out ass kicked. We must pull back!”

“Retreat? Bullshit. We will Facebook his right flank and Retweet his ass!”
“Tactical retweet! Brilliant sir! Permission to kiss your ass?”

by Walter von Dichische March 19, 2011

Tactical Growth

Tactical growth is cutting or growing you hair to meet the demands of the current climate for example cutting your hair when it is too hot or growing it when it is too cold.

Friend 1 : ahh chris i see you have a fresh new cut
Friend 2: yeah my head was too hot with my boff
Friend 1: Ahhh tactical growth

by SDL3YR1 May 17, 2011

Tactical tjunder

When you feel drunk, but it is too early to go home. So you go the toilet and throw up, and then you feel a lot better

guy 1 "im going for a tactical tjunder"
guy 2 "okay, hope you'll feel better"
10min later
guy 1 "YO, WE NEED MORE DRINKS IN THE BAR"

by Flexsis November 20, 2011

tacticaler

The Art of being more tactical than someone else.

Michael is tacticaler than matt.

by Tactless December 29, 2011

tactica

It's defined as a strategy made up by a drunk Clevelander who likes to yell at coaches. It can also be used as an adverb.

I am on to you and your bullshit tactica

by Brian Dusseldorf July 29, 2012

Tadic

verb

to tear the flap of skin between a male taint and genitalia. ("Ta" from "taint", "dic" from "dick")

Often occurs from improper seating in an automobile. Occasionally occurs from attempting a near impossible sexual position.

1. "Don't do that, you'll tadic and have to get stitches!"

2. "We almost achieved DVDA, then Rob tadiced."

3. "My car is so low to the ground, I nearly tadic every time I get in or out."

by DonkeyThong August 1, 2012

tactical denial

When you deny masturbating to protect your reputation.

Bob: Hey Jeff, I know you masturbate instead of taking a dump!
Jeff: I do not!
Bob: You need to stop being in tactical denial!

by ggellison March 29, 2014