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it's turning purple

What an observer says to a sycophant when they are glazing someone so hard that the dick of the aforementioned person starts turning purple.
Daniel: "Jake, oh my god, you are so smart, dude. Straight As on all three tests? Bro, how do you do it? You're insane!"

Daniel's Bro: "Alright, that's enough Jake, it's turning purple."
by TheGlazerizer3000 October 21, 2023
mugGet the it's turning purplemug.
On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.
PREPARE TO BE STEPPED ON TALL BOI CUZ IT'S NATIONAL TURN TALL PEOPLE INTO BRIDGES DAY
by Rekunance October 6, 2023
mugGet the National turn tall people into bridges daymug.

Utah U-Turn

Doggy style but you reach back behind you to grab the balls.
I couldn’t believe it that girl just whipped out a Utah U-Turn on me.
by TennesseeTickFucker April 26, 2019
mugGet the Utah U-Turnmug.

Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018
mugGet the Jewish Turning Surprisemug.

As the World Turns

The best fucking Eminem song ever!!!!!!!!
Example 1
As the world turns is my favorite track off of The Slim Shady LP

Example 2 (True Story)
Me to my best friend sam: Yo sam, listen to this song I found on that USB my aunt gave me, it is quite possibly the best song of all time
Sam: ok, what is it?
Me: The best fucking song ever *Plays it*
Eminem: It all started when my mother took my bike away cuz I murdered my guinea pig & stuck him in the microwave
Sam: What in the actual muther fuck did I just hear?
by Krak Hed September 9, 2020
mugGet the As the World Turnsmug.

Turns out

When there is nothing else to say except to make the previous statement humorous or contradictive
I've never kissed a dude. Turns out
by xwickedxxpediax December 29, 2020
mugGet the Turns outmug.

Cincinnati left turn

When you can't get a bitch to get out of your car. You sneak and unbuckle her seat belt. And then reach over and open her door with your right hand while turning left hard on your steering wheel while going at a decent speed. She will eject from your car. This is know as a Cincinnati left turn.
That bitch wouldn't get out of my car so I Cincinnati left turned her.
by Sleazy Eazy Ec April 3, 2020
mugGet the Cincinnati left turnmug.

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