queen of the carpet

A dyke that will eat all the vaginas in the world. Usually with a lot of hair
Susan is definitely the queen of the carpet
by Bill band big stand July 13, 2020
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banana carpet

weird phrase (hopefully never used) to describe a carpet that someone hs spilled yellow lotion onto. this is a phrase you most likely will never use
"man you wont believe it. when i bought home that lotion i fucking spilled it and pulled a banana carpet
by ppsucker49 October 15, 2019
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magic carpet rizz

Brown boy rizz that goes crazy,the cherries will do anything to be with you,including being ur side cherry and being your poes
AYY Dayyan got the magic carpet rizz 🔥
by Poopyface0909 November 13, 2023
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Pookies carpet

You MasterBate so much and finish into your carpet so much it turns into a hardfloor
Damnit Luke your gonna have pookies carpet if you keep nutting on the floor this much
by Jackrabbit26 June 20, 2023
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Kitty Carpet

A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.
I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 03, 2024
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Skin Carpet

A nick name for when a foreskin rolls up just slightly and resembles a carpet corner that has been tucked in. The act of correcting it yourself is called carpetting.
John was flacid but jane didn't want to use her hand to correct his skin carpet.
by Calvsiboy September 01, 2022
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