Cut the carpet

To die, in a similar vain as 'pop your clogs' etc

she cut the carpet yesterday

by Fadomonster3 January 30, 2021

Sniff the carpet

Another way of saying someone is/has gone down on a woman.

Guy 1: Bro did Sniff the carpet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah.

by SolarFlare0202 February 8, 2021

carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual

musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"

by 254goblinz March 20, 2021

Carpet Bombing

When you pull out and blow your load on her landing strip.

Carpet Bombing: Hey Carl, later tonight you wanna carpet bomb me.

by ARRRR PETER May 5, 2021

Carpet Bomming

Start your trip to the bar eith 3 B-52 shots acting like three bombs.

We will all do carpet bomming to start

by RCCONNOLLY May 6, 2021

Carpet

The object used to clean feet and soak up coffee

Carpet is good for your health of vegetable knowledge: Mental doctor phsyciatrist guy that lives on my basement

by The_Jamacan_Bobsled_Team#blobs May 9, 2021

Carpet muncher

Someone who drives a Subaru

Lachlan is known as a carpet muncher for driving a Subaru Forester

by Lesbianqueeeen November 16, 2021