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All about the up skirting 

When all a guy thinks about is looking up a girls skirt
Hey stop that peeping tom hes all about the up skirting.

Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything 

The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42

Shit in the urinal 

Bro did u just shit in the urinal??

Sun in the uk 

More rare than rolling a 829 on a 999999998828191919911991919919191 sided dice if it exited
I love britan
What about the weather there
Oh yeah sun in the uk is so rare

PRIEST OF THE URBAN DICTIONARY 

Yes of course an URBAN DICTIONARY HITLER to set the record straight in accordance to LEVITICUS CHAPTER 13 cites the PRIEST OF THE URBAN DICTIONARY which is a SWELL chap.

prom in the uk 

very very overrated (overrated is an understatement)

why I dont want to go...

1- my year is going to be there (very judgemental people - also they are all assholes)
2- the money involved (I'm really not rich)

3- everybody is very obsessed and I don't have the energy to try that hard for a dance

4- dancing is boring

5- there's no alcohol - i just want to get black-out drunk
6- no date (sadly - though did i mention everyone in my year are assholes)
7- i KNOW i will embarrass myself
8- #introvert
person 1: omg can we go to this prom shop to choose dresses?!
person 2: let's rent an expensive limo!
person 3: I'm going to work out and diet every day so i look good for prom!
person 4: I love prom in the uk!!
me: I'm not going
all: omg why?! It'll be amazing and fun!!
me: no. no, it really really won't
all: you're missing out
me: really, I'm not
prom in the uk by some.random.kid February 18, 2023