riding the pineapple

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.

Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.

by dghost September 7, 2011

Pineapple shalom

Single women of that certian age, who have their own stores basket to get their own pineapple at Christmas. After "trip shalom."

She graduated to pineapple shalom after celebrating her 35th birthday.

Tell the pineapple shalomers to be at church on Friday.

by The.blue.flower. October 19, 2025

Pineapple

Are you a fucking idiot spongebob lives in one but you prolly lost your IQ watching day shit

You are fucking idiot if you need to know how to use pineapple in a sentence.

by I_drink_bleach January 13, 2019

Pineapple hairs

"the green stuff at the top" - anix

The green stuff at the top of the pineapple

what are you going to build?
I'm going to build the green stuff on top
what are they called?
they are pineapple hairs

by Warvex June 16, 2020

Pineapple

Someone who is brown on the outside but blonde on the inside. Someone who is a dumb blond with brown hair.

Gertrude: *tells a funny joke*
Anna: *doesn't get it*
Gertrude: Anna, you are a pineapple.

by Potatooooooooooooooooooo October 19, 2020

Pineapple

The word retarded people use to speak of a certain fruit which is not an apple and does not grow on pine trees.

Person 1: This pineapple is so good!
Person 2: It's ananas you retard.

by PrDelahaye July 19, 2020

pineapple hairs

the leaves on a pineapple

Pineapples have pineapple hairs.

by icey grape June 16, 2020