Ming

An adorable person who is most likely a sexually confused introvert with a huge dick.

That dude is such a Ming, I could take him right there. No homo though.

I'm totally a Ming right now:

by x_m.l.r_x January 7, 2017

Ninja minge

A woman sneaking under the radar and by not shaving her genitaler for over week.

Barry, your stubble would be like Velcro on an half shaven Ninja minge.

by Creative stupidity March 10, 2022

Minge

A word used for vagina in England, usually in the more common places, the less sophisticated areas.

"Mate, her minge was so tight!"

by hafronboy February 19, 2018

Minge

British slang for vagina, or another slang word pussy.
The Female body part vagina

Person: "im gonna do her hard in teh minge"
person2: "i didnt ask...gross"

by SHATTERING December 29, 2022

Minge Wetter

Minge Wetter
mɪn(d)ʒ/Wetter
noun
1.
Something that has a tendency to excite the ladies in the genital area.

"Corrr, the Mrs got me a nice bottle of Joe Malone aftershave for xmas, it's a right minge wetter"

by mingewetter September 27, 2018

Ming

To be a Ching Chong Badminton player wannabe.

Jon Tan Xiao Ming

by God of sex and baby carrot August 21, 2018

Minge Crisis

An area or organisation with no shawtys, resulting in mingeflation.

"Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024