Dirty Marian

A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of natural causes by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear immediately after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's sleeping with other women in her luxurious home.

In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.

"Yo dude, check out that sexy girl over there."

"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."

"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."

by PtriC April 16, 2020

Dirty Vladimir

When one guy has a sexual inter corse with two smoking hot females while drinking a gallon of White Russian and using borsch for lubrication.

Girls are you willing to be a little risky tonight and try a Dirty Vladimir?

by Vladimir Siriia April 18, 2020

Dirty Tony

The act of farting while still inside the girl, making your dick vibrate.

Yeah after we fucked I had to fart, so I went ahead and gave her a dirty tony.

by Ladytore May 14, 2020

Dirty Squidward

When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.

I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.

by psychonirvanafan May 29, 2010

Dirty Stollings

When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.

Dude, she got me so horny I had to do a Dirty Stollings before my balls exploded.

by DanielDbag March 9, 2020

Dirty Hawtin

The sexual act of when someone has achieved orgasm and throws a speaker on the other receiving individual.

This dj fucked some slut in the booth and wasn't going to bring her to the hotel room so he performed a "Dirty Hawtin" on her.

by GuBostonDubs February 19, 2015

Dirty Greyson

When you are going down in your brother and you pull your cock out of him and shoot your load on your baby brothers chest while making intense eye contact with your dad.

Me and my family had a dirty Greyson the other day.

You wanna do a dirty Greyson later?

by Bubbaduck12 June 18, 2020