full body massage

A nice way of saying, "Getting Laid in the shade" because ad's in the paper alway's say "full body massage" but that's just a front for prostitution.

Kid 1: I got lucky, I just a full body massage.
Kid 2: HOLY SHIT!

by Edman March 6, 2005

Virginian Body Slam

when your cock weighs so much that your partner feels like theyve been body slammed when you gator slap them with it.

"Last night i was so wasted"
"No way?! What happened?"
"This dude gave me a virginian body slam and now my ass hurts."

by 1337H4CK3R February 21, 2008

G Body Shuffle

Gangsters Don’t Dance. We Boogie!

G Body Shuffle is a term used in drag racing for a lot of GM cars from 1978-1987

by malibucru1 June 26, 2022

Ellie’s hot body

1. Slim thicc with a perfect ass that jiggles when she walks that makes you want to bend her over right there
2. Perfect tits that Bounce for EVERYTHING. They make you want to titty fuck her for forever

3. She walks like she is ready to fuck you right then. Her hips move in just the right way...
4. Somehow manages has full lips you know are just for sucking your dick
5. Everything about her just screams fuck me please

Damn I wish I had Ellie’s hot body

That girl has Ellie’s hot body

by Grayson1970 February 22, 2018

Full-Bodied Semen

see: Full-Bodied Seaman.

You see the bitch? She wants to execute a full-bodied seaman on me. But she's too rank.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

Whole Body Return

Whole Body is a beautifully run and managed department in the establishment of Whole Foods Market. There is also a section called Whole Body Return, where you return purchased items from that department you don't want. Whole Body Return is also used as a metaphor when others feel they're being treated wrong as if their vessel/body doesn't matter.

Whole Foods Employee 1: You know, you make me feel like a Whole Body Return.
Whole Foods Employee 2: Damn, I do? I'm sorry if I made you feel that way.

by lordknosdisciple1 November 29, 2022

There better be a dead body

This Phrase is used to describe a common event that is often boring, but in hopes the event is because of an exciting reason which would cause it to be an exciting event.

In the case of a School Assembly, "There better be a Dead Body!" Says Byakuya Togami as he heads to the Assembly.

by Ultimate Detective November 27, 2015