Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.
7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time
by DarthFox January 31, 2017
Get the Can't Control Time mug.When you're trying to play a song and you fail miserably. For reference, the can-can is a well known dance, and band directors often have students play it.
"Wow, you played so badly!"
"Yeah, that was more of a can't-can't than a can-can, know what I'm saying?"
"Yeah, that was more of a can't-can't than a can-can, know what I'm saying?"
by andpeggyyyy September 27, 2017
Get the can't-can't mug.1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.
2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.
2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.
1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."
2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."
2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."
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Get the Don't choke on the peanut butter. mug.A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
Get the You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse! mug.This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.
In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.
After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
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Get the Don’t come close mug.Don’t confuse the girls month it’s basic, just tell her why you are snapping her and why you are worried.
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