Gus’s Mum

Gus’s Mum is the sexiest milf around. Whenever Gus’s Mum enters the room everyone cums instantly. Gus’s Mum is the kind of mum all the school kids want to fuck

Shaun: you see Gus’s Mum over there
John: oh yeah bro I just came everywhere

by I want to fuck Gus’s Mum January 17, 2021

your mum

your mum means like when your parents make love and then 9 months later your born and then you grow up yeah that’s your mum and it can also mean like when a 9 year old is in an argument and someone says something so hurtful they don’t even know what to say so they say your mum and it’s really stupid they think it’s funny but fr it’s not

your mum is dead

by whatryoudoing January 24, 2023

Ur mum

Just simply ur mum.

Person1:ur mum?
Person2: agreed.

by Ur mum 🦒afraid? I know 🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒 April 29, 2022

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

by Kjabber February 25, 2024

ur mum

is bri'ish

""ur mum is cool"

by yurii₊˚✩彡 October 17, 2022

Ur mum

Insult which has no meaning inside ur bum if u want cocaine sex soz I can’t help u but I sell weed at www.childcaptivity.com so come get some pornos

Alex:ur mum

Ur mum: no ur mum! Cos ur mums dumb! Cos she didn’t know what I did to ur dad yet!!!

by Slnkythemadnman December 29, 2019

Your mum

A good use word in a roast to defeat them

Your mum

Crowd ohhhh

by Miner mc March 5, 2018