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Mud stamp

When you take a shit, forget to wipe and sit on something while you're naked, leaving a butthole print.
I accidentally left a mud stamp on your new love seat this morning; sorry Sophie.
by Pattydaddy69nice January 31, 2021
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Chocolate Star Stamp

The act of accidentally pressing your butt orifice against your partner's lower back or other random body part.
My girlfriend was sitting between my legs in the bath tub, she moved forward so that i could lie back to wet my hair. My ass then slid forward and I gave her the chocolate star stamp on her lower back. True story.
by JefffersonM April 13, 2013
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Clob Stomper

Noun; someone who walks loudly; someone who cant walk quietly.
i can hear you walk, stop being a Clob Stomper
by AirRick01 May 12, 2010
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Swamp Stomping

When One person inserts their foot into another person's anus for sexual pleasure.
Joe wasn't satisfied sexually with my penis so he requested a swamp stomping with my foot.
by Johnnylonger October 21, 2010
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squid stamp

While it is very similar to the male version of the "tea bag", this action is a little more intense, it requires leaving the stampee's forehead coated with a film of vaginal juices, using a stamping effect.
"How would you like a squid stamp?!" "Are you into squid stamping?" "Go ahead, I'll trade you a tea bag for a squid stamp!"
by dA, dA, dA October 7, 2007
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brain stamp

When something traumatic happens and it is permanently engraved into your brain.
Elly: "I walked in on your parents doing it in the Jacuzzi!"
Devon: " Oh thats a nasty brain stamp!"
by Assilem January 5, 2009
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Stink Stamp

When your cat is too obese to clean her ass, she leaves a spot wherever she sits, that cannot be removed with ordinary household cleaners.
Our couch looks like a old bingo board because of all of Kitty's stink stamps....
by Cat Bacon March 21, 2010
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