Nosebleed stakes

The poker term 'nosebleed stakes' is a hyperbolic metaphor used to describe the highest possible betting levels in cash games. It borrows from the idiom 'nosebleed seats' which refers to seats in a stadium or theater that are so high up and far from the action that the 'thin air' might jokingly cause a nosebleed. In poker, this translates to the 'altitude' of the stakes being exceptionally high.Typically refers to games starting at $25/$50 or $50/$100 blinds (often labeled as 5kNL or 10kNL), where pots can easily reach six or seven figures.

My bro gambles nosebleed stakes again, darn him

by ItsAllForNothing February 27, 2026

Infinity stones

The saying from a kid on a Fortnite match, asking if anyone remembers the infinity stones.

Does anybody remember the Infinity Stones?
stfu

by top10shoppingtrolleys August 20, 2025

The Strokes

The band you listen to when your girlfriend is mean to you and you like smoking cigarettes. It is fronted by Ray Romano, Lurch from the Addams Family, bicurious Jonny Greenwood and 2 failed clones of Slash

I like The Strokes because I've been a piece of shit before too

by Lightningr1der January 3, 2026

burn some stones

smokeing crack rock to get high

lets go burn some stones

by andrew curtis December 12, 2007

Pushing in the spokes

Jail term for pushing in one's spokes

Look at your butt hole.....it should look like bicycle spokes, therefore someone be pushing in the spokes

by Spam Creator June 28, 2010

bustin your stones

smacking your balls off ones anus during sexual intercourse

Bustin your stones tend to hurt for awhile after intercourse.

by Olive Blackhawk January 24, 2011

Crushes My Smokes

Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.

or

Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.

"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.

or

"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.

by ChefDinger September 11, 2011