a name referring to an adult kickball team that is awesome on the field and has a lot of spirit. Shockers are the types of teams that would have wacky theme nights, spray paint their cleats to match the opposing team's shirts, or hang a banner of the team name. They may even take cheering to the next level with an air horn, a cowbell, or a spirited slow clap at the end of the game.
-Check out the Shockers over there, scoring runs left and right in their 80's theme night clothes!
-I want to be one of the Shockers because they always win!
-I want to be one of the Shockers because they always win!
by ShockThePlanet February 5, 2010
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Used to describe a person who is surprisingly foolish or inept. Not entirely derogatory - moreso a playful taunt.
Used to describe a person who is surprisingly foolish or inept. Not entirely derogatory - moreso a playful taunt.
"Geez, Joe, you're such a shocker!!"
(after Joe did something stupid)
"Wow, MJ had a real shocker in that game - he only scored 11 points!"
(a woeful sporting performance will often get this call)
(after Joe did something stupid)
"Wow, MJ had a real shocker in that game - he only scored 11 points!"
(a woeful sporting performance will often get this call)
by Mookie S August 24, 2005
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This fucking whore was screaming, "is it in yet?" So I gave her a shocker 5000 right before I raped her in the ass until she bled all over my cock.
by cuminurmouthfuckingwhore December 11, 2006
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by Coolio19 April 22, 2015
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yo I pulled a shocktart on this chick, you should have seen her when she was done she looked like Renee Zellweger
by BrooklynBrett September 27, 2007
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We were lying in her bed right before that hoe screamed "hit me with the shocker 10000 and make it hurt!" So I proceeded to put that cunt in a coma.
by Felix Silversteen July 12, 2011
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