Shark-epic

Something so amazingly epic. Like if a shark were to jump out of the water and high five or suck your dick (without biting it off).

P1: Holy shit!!! The lead singer of one of my favorite bands asked me to be my friend.
P2: Dude, that's fucking shark-epic!!!

by Shadow Amadeus May 11, 2011

plant a shark

Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.

To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."

by One smart woman December 14, 2010

Jmos the shark

Jmos the shark is a dangerous killing machine and you would never want to be seen near him

Oh no it’s jmos the shark we gotta run

Jmos the shark is a killing machine!

by Jmos the shark February 27, 2022

Shark fin

Sneaking up behind someone and using four fingers jamming them into their clothed butt crack while screaming "Shark fin" in order to disrupt theiron train of thought

I just totally gave that chick a Shark fin when she was giving me a hard time

by CnDn_bacon90 November 27, 2016

Shark Finning

Verb
To swim backstroke with an erection.

'Did you see Ralph? He was totally Shark Finning it over that lifeguard.'Said Paul.

by SickyMike October 17, 2014

grammar shark

a person who is irritating because they think they're smart just because they correct people.

Guy 1: your such a nerd dude!
Guy 2: don't you mean ''you're''?
Guys 1: Dude, don't be such a grammar shark!

by Tuuner November 1, 2022

Mud shark

A white woman who loves black men

Dude whitni is literally a mud shark. And she’s such an alcoholic too!

by GrandmaIHitABoulder March 1, 2022