Warm Santa

When you share a Santa costume with another person, and they fart or defecate in the suit before giving it you.

Frankie did you warm Santa this suit before I put it on?

by SporkyBorky January 5, 2025

Santa's Chimney

The act of urinating after a hellacious night of raw, rough, delicious, pasionate SEX.

I missed the toilet this morning because I had a bad case of Santa's Chimney.

by Mavrick and Goose December 27, 2007

Santa

A girl with an amazing smile and is a very smart girl but sometimes she can not be very smart when it comes to a relationship. She is a very beautiful girl, some guys will be stunned by her beauty. She is also a person who gets attached to someone, but will love you unconditionally too. Santa is a very wonderful and loving and all those nice words, she is such an amazing person to meet no matter how she is hurt inside but she will always put you first and will always make you happy no matter what. She is a very funny person too, if you are ever sad she’ll come and make you laugh just for you to have a pretty smile on the face.

A guy: Yeah I was since I’m friends with Santa, for a while now, I’ve liked her more and more of how she is.

by Elijahcurry November 23, 2021

Santa

Your Mums credit card
This is why you get such shitty presents.

He unfortunately doesn't stalk you every night but your parents do, And it's not because they want to give you the right present.

Friend: Santa isn't real
Me: yes he is
Friend: were is your proof
Me: last time I checked he was in my mums purse

by Some sadist November 30, 2019

sloppy santa

Intercourse with a peppermint stick, and ends with egg nog.

Shelly knew that the evening was done after Kyle's initiation of a sloppy santa.

by jackbackattack November 2, 2017

Santa

The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.

I sat on Santa’s lap one time. ....it changed me.....NOW IM A RAPI—

by CallaDutyBoi420 October 10, 2018

Santa

An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.

Man I’m being stalked must be santa

by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020