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Sexy santa

A man that steals every ones girls and eats there ass in a bath tub and licks your mom all over every night
by Peen nipple December 26, 2019
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DUI Santa

otherwise known as a drunk mall Santa 🎅. The term was popularized by Jimmy Failla and Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!
Even a mall Santa sometimes has the right to get wasted at work and become a DUI Santa. Don't drink and drive and certainly don't drink and misbehave, kids.
by Sexydimma January 17, 2022
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Santa Fe Sausage Roll

- the most deviant and perverse sexual act known to man. For liability reasons, we are unable to provide a full definition. However, we can say that it involves lots of Texas Pete, one penis, and two men.
Hopefully Tom will get drunk enough to night to try and old Santa Fe Sausage Roll.
by Mr. Thor July 3, 2011
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Zat You, Santa Claus?

I said, who's there, who is it? Are you stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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Santa flaws

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.
1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.
by HumaneAnimal April 21, 2018
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Santa claused

When two lesbians shoot whipped cream up each other's ass and fart it in one another's face, (hence the white beard)
Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.
by Nastynick23 August 26, 2017
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Pulled a Santa

When you send your Santa down her chimney (ie, stick your dick in her vagina)
Joe: "Hey, man, I pulled a Santa on Sally!"
Bob: "Sweet, dude! I've been waiting for that all year!"
by sonyamasi September 7, 2016
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