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Blue Santa

When one strangles their penis and testicles at the base, causing their member to turn blue - then taking your sack and throwing it up over the top of your shaft. This is referred to as a Blue Santa.
"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"
by D Kay December 18, 2023
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santa claws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023
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Santa Fe Surprise

Mikey gave me a santa fe surprise last night, and now my dick is burning.
by Hackerman45 July 12, 2025
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Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.
Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016
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jaden Santa

fuck you jaden santa you are stupid and retarted you smell like poop i hope you die of depression overdose when Minecraft steve rejects your stupid love that nobody wants not even the lonliness man on earth wants it, oh wait that's you jaden santa.
jaden santa is so stupid his dumb hair probably tastes like stale avacado
by Kinkysauce3000 October 25, 2019
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Santa

A man that breaks into your house during Christmas night. He has a red suit symbolizing the blood of the children that he killed. If you look at Santa claws then he will brutally be-head you.
Little bro: yay! Today’s Christmas. I want to spy on Santa.
Big bro: there’s an urban legend that if you look at Santa during the night he will kill you.

Little bro: dats BBSK.
Big bro: no he has a red suit that symbolizes the blood of the children and YOUR NEXT!
by Ahdhan February 1, 2018
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Santa

Sarah: Mommy whos {Santa}

Mom: *slowly backs away*
by avenia November 30, 2019
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