Santa

Your Mums credit card
This is why you get such shitty presents.

He unfortunately doesn't stalk you every night but your parents do, And it's not because they want to give you the right present.

Friend: Santa isn't real
Me: yes he is
Friend: were is your proof
Me: last time I checked he was in my mums purse

by Some sadist November 30, 2019

Santa

Your parents.

Sarah: Mommy whos {Santa}

Mom: *slowly backs away*

by avenia November 30, 2019

Santa Claus

Your Parents! TEAAA SPILTTT

Santa Clause forgot to fill my stocking! Man.😔

by _Kermit_The_Frog_ December 6, 2019

Santa Claus

A stalker that children like for some weird reason

''Santa Claus sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...''

by StickyMick December 7, 2019

Santa

the guy who breaks and enters each year

hey jerry, remember santa?
yeah he triggered my alarms.

by beanandcheesebean December 10, 2019

Santa

Christmas, it's a traditional time of the year when a big fat guy breaks into your house, steals your food, and then leaves. Traditionally called "Santa". This "Santa" guy might even bring you coal. instead of using the front door, he goes down your chimney. not a very nice man. some may refer to him as "jolly". He also spies on you and he claims he "see's you when your sleeping."

child: hey mom! will santa be coming this year?
mom: the fat guy?

by Taylor that hoe December 17, 2019

Similac Santa

Privileged white guy that begrudgingly pays for a poor couples baby formula during the Holidays.

When Darnell couldn't afford the Baby formula similac santa put it on his bill and saved the holiday.

by Fred W Schwartz December 18, 2019