Sad Bastard Jeans

Jeans that are cheap and ill-fitting

Often worn by fat unattractive males

Can be abbreviated to ‘SBJs’
Male: ‘Do these Jeans look good on me? ’

Female: ‘No they are Sad Bastard Jeans’
by dmkk August 14, 2022
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Sad fucking mistake

Aka me. A person who has “friends” but her friends only stick around because they think I’m suicidal and I sh. A person who’s family pretends to care but they really have no idea I sit in my room at 2am crying and covering my mouth with my hands To not make a sound. A person who’s sure they will not make it past 20yo. A person who once got a mental breakdown witch lead me to draw over all my mirrors with a black marker because I didn’t wanna se my ugly self anymore . A person who is in love with someone who gave them false hopes and who will never love, or even like me back. A person who Is fucking Sad and considers them self a mistake.
by Heltotroligt June 26, 2020
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sad simpsons edits

whether your a sadboy/sadgirl or eboys/egirls this will keep you alive for good
"dog you good" "nah dog i havent seen any sad simpsons edits."
by jake skatskat April 30, 2019
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Roblox Sad Story

A Game on Roblox where it makes a terrible attempt at making you like a certain character before making that character immediately in WWII. I don't know why but they always die in a war related accident..... or at least the ones I saw.
The character always has a wife and sometimes a child, normally an infant. Then their wife becomes sad and the story ends with the infant smiling over his/her fathers grave.
"Dude I just watched some cringey Roblox Sad Story!"
"Arn't all of those like terrible?"
"Yep. Pretty sure they're made by five year olds."
by The Partygoers! April 13, 2021
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Happy Sad Music

The kind of music typically found at the end of extremely sad movies, after many of the characters you've grown to love have died, and where those that have survived the (insert various tragedies here) walk along the deserted road into the sunrise.
She listened to the happy sad music as she stared out the window dramatically into the rain at nothing in particular.
by (>^_^)> <3 November 28, 2011
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trapper keeper of sadness

A person or group of person(s) that play professional football in the city of Cleveland, Ohio.
The Cleveland Browns can't ever seem to get their shit together, they are a Trapper Keeper of Sadness
by DinosaurFRUIT September 08, 2020
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sad whore syndrome

state in which you don’t give a fuck about anything and you are sad but you can’t cry because you can’t feel anymore. state which you can’t talk about with your parents because they will COME at you. state in which you are sad but you can’t feel anything and you can’t understand yourself and you hate everybody. you don’t want anyone to know what you are feeling. often said as SWS
You: “HEY”

Me: “hello. don’t talk to me i have sad whore syndrome leave me alone, bye
by SwS123tiktok January 16, 2020
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