Salty Pinata 

Salty Pinata- the given name to the act of having a man 'fuck' the mouth/throat of a girl (or guy) while their head dangles off of the bed/couch. The man's genitalia must also be sweating enough to visible notice, and the testicles must be slapping the partner in the face with every thrust. It is the combination of the salt and swinging, slapping testicles that make a salty pinata

Darla threw up a little when Dave gave her a Salty Pinata

Salty Pinata by redthealmightypunchdrunk March 14, 2011

Salty Schaeffer 

using your or someone else's jizz for shaving cream and then shaving.

Man! That guy could really use a salty schaeffer.

Salty Schaeffer by Clevelandsteamer? March 22, 2011

salty splatune 

the act of ones penis going into a yaks anus, while haveing oral sex with a manbearpig, and haveing both you. the yak,and the man bear pig fly up into the sky while fucking. like Pegasus with wings.

dudet1. "yo man i tottaly gave that kellsie kimerly a salty splatune.
dudet2. no way man nice, ill try a anal ballon on her for sure!

salty splatune by the smelly yeti January 1, 2012

Salty Mint 

This is the term used when someone gives you an insult and a compliment in the same sentence. Salty comes from inSULT and mint comes from compliMENT.

"Wow! That's the most interesting thing you've ever said to me"

"You just gave me a salty mint, sir"

-Its a compliment because you like the thing they just said but also a insult because everything they said before is terrible.

Salty Mint by tonyhighjarrid October 4, 2013

salty pair 

What dries up these bitches mouth, these salty pair of nuts.

Ali: Hey girl why up mouth so dry?

Shyanne: i don't know girl probably cuz I sucked on a salty pair of balls.

salty pair by saltypairofyourfav December 8, 2013

Salty Whistle 

A person whose intentions are very bitter. They generally have a foul mouth and fail to speak the truth

* Why does she have to say such mean things.. She has a Salty Whistle
* He really does not sing to his own tune.. Thats because he has a salty Whistle.
* cor she has a foul mouth.. Cussing and that.. She has a salty whistle

Salty Whistle by BLUbalicious February 21, 2015

salty jangey

When your math teacher whips a student with his anal beads all the while screaming about dogs and logs

"Ugh, Mr. Langevin gave Nicole a Salty Jangey! Again!"

salty jangey by saltyjangey101 March 10, 2015